Don't Miss Out: CONS Mid-Season Party on May 15

Join the Constitution Division for it’s Mid-Season Party at Tom Tom’s in Adams Morgan (2333 18th St NW). It’s an OPEN BAR starting at 8:00 PM until 11:00 PM. Cover is $10 for registered DCK players and $20 for Guests. Also, it happens to be the President’s birthday … that means cupcakes!!! Be prompt or get stuck waiting.

Remember, assuming that:

1. You drink 15 drinks in 3 hours, that’s $0.75/drink
2. You drink 10 drinks in 2 hours, that’s $1.00/drink
3. You drink 5 drinks in 1 hour, that’s $2.00/drink
4. You drink 1 drink in 30 minutes, that’s $10.00/drink

It’s simple math (your results may vary).