DCKickball and Angie Anderson Productions are proud to present the party youve been waiting for!! Your mind must be aflutter with several burning questions

DCKickball is having another party? Yes.

Am I finally going to have the opportunity to hang out at Angies house? Yes (count your blessings).

Will there be lots of alcohol involved? YES.

Will there be opportunities to enact that revenge Ive been plotting against Carter? Absolutely.

Heres the rub:

Angie Anderson is having a birthday extravaganza at her house (2626 Garfield St, NW) on Saturday, July 16th. Think of it as every party youve ever wanted to attend, but couldnt all rolled into one. There will be a Dunk Tank, Beer, Cotton Candy, Jello Shots, did we mention BEER, and loud music. Out of the kindness in her heart (actually its a court ordered probation requirement), she is opening the party to the entire DCKickball community so that we as a group can raise money for the Latin American Youth Center. From 6-8 PM, Carter and other brave DCKickball volunteers will be anteing up to the tank waiting for your mercy (or lack there of). You, yes YOU, are getting a chance to dunk Wall Street Carter in front of tons of your co-eds. Just try to keep the groupies off you, once youve shown your overhand skills! DCKickball will be charging $5 dollars for 3 balls. There will also be a $5 dollar cup-charge for your bottomless cup for libations. All proceeds will go directly to the LAYC. The party will continue inside until 11:30, and then your ass is on the street, headed to Adams Morgan.

For those of you with ADD:

• DCKickball Party
• Saturday July 16th 6-11:30 PM (get there early if you want to give the dunkees whats coming to them!)
• Dunk Tank, BOOZE, Cotton Candy, Wet T-shirts (potentially)
• $5 for your cup, $5 for 3 balls at the tank
• 2626 Garfield St NW (two blocks north of the Woodley Park metro station off Connecticut take a left on Garfield, and look for the least desirable house on the left hand side of the street).

Please contact Angie at angieanderson1@gmail.com if you have any questions, need psychic advice, or would like to volunteer for the tank. (Showers will be provided for the willing.)