I'm the guy that makes sure that the beer is paid for at the end of the day. If somebody wants to come into a DCK party and claim to know the person running this division, at least get my name right (especially when talking to me).

Why you should fear me out on the fields

I think that I have a wicked change-up.

What I do when I'm not kicking

Attorney

Position

Semi-professional Third-Base Coach

I'm your average guy who loves less than serious competition, as well as less than serious prose. Hence a natural for communications chair of a Kickball league. So I'll be sending out the occasional email about standings, upcoming games etc probably with a few bad jokes that amused me when I was writing it up.

Why you should know me

You should know me because I enjoy using extravagant gambles/strategies in games (kickball included) that often just barely help, and more often blow up and make thing much worse. Either way its entertaining.

Why you should fear me out on the fields

Years of select soccer training & years of post college drinking. Also I do not have premature old man shakes to ruin my flip cupping ability.

What I do when I'm not kicking

Senior Consultant for Capgemini LLC (French Consulting Co. similar to Accenture)

Position

The position under the ball you just kicked, unless you bunted, as being in the dirt is no good.

This is my 3rd season playing in DC Kickball and my first season on the board. This year I'm heading up the community service end of the league. Volunteering is important to DC Kickball so that the league not be perceived as a bunch of drunks who don't do anything besides play flipcup. Life is pretty good here in DC for the majority of us, so my goal is just to have DCK give a little bit back to the city that give us fields to play on every Sunday.

Why you should know me

Throughout college I often rode a unicycle to parties, got drunk, and rode it back. With enough convincing I might even ride it to a few of the games on Sundays. I also learned to juggle so that I'll have backup career in the circus for when this whole computers and internets fad is over with.

Why you should fear me out on the fields

If you need a reason to fear me on the kickball field and flipcup table, this should strike fear into your heart.

What I do when I'm not kicking

Software Engineer at Incorporated Research Institutions for Seismology (IRIS)

Position

Play relief pitcher sometimes more often than not, but also usually end up playing hung over beyond repair from Saturday night.

After watching the movie Dodgeball and being verklempt by Vince Vaughn’s inspiring performance, I realized that I too have something to offer in the world of sports! Upon realizing this destiny, I joined the DCKickball league to execute this undiscovered athleticism…Well, it’s yet to be discovered!! But I love playing kickball, as well as flip cup. And what is better than combining the two and drinking at 4 on a Sunday afternoon?! As Head Referee Coordinator, I help organize the referee system and inform the division about the rules of the game.

Why you should fear me out on the fields

Teams should fear me because my team spirit and constant chanting from the field and on the sidelines is sure to distract your teammates, thus preventing your team from playing to its full potential.

What I do when I'm not kicking

I am currently working as the Office/Communication Manager for the Solar Electric Light Fund (SELF), a non-profit based in D.C. Our mission is to bring solar power and modern communications to people in the developing world. We have worked in over 15 countries and use solar technology to electrify homes, health clinics, schools and more.

Position

Outfield, 2B

Hi! I'm Vice President/Social Coordinator and my main function is to keep Jack somewhat sane (easier said than done...), but also to make sure that everyone has a great time this season.

Why you should fear me out on the fields

That's a secret...the "victorious" kind.

What I do when I'm not kicking

Business Analyst for BearingPoint (consulting firm)

Position

Outfield