A
couple of years ago, we
figured it would be
interesting to take some
common kickball phrases,
put them into Google's
translation tool,
translate them into
another language, and
then translate again
back into English to see
how well the translator
worked. The results were
often hilarious. Well
NOW the Google
translator has Arabic,
Japanese, Korean, and
simplified Chinese to
work with. How could we
resist!
The
phrases as shown below
are almost all unedited,
except where a little
tweak made them funnier.
If you're interested in
trying it out for
yourself, visit
http://translate.google.com.
1.
Big Kids
JP is
so old, when God said
"let there be light" he
had to ask JP to get out
of the way. (JAPANESE)
As for JP "there is
there, it is light, but"
you must ask him JP in
order to come out of
method, when allots God
said thing, it is very
old.
2.
Lunchbox KC
That's not fair, they
have a guy who used to
kick for Yale! (ARABIC)
This is not fair to
them, men are accustomed
to being kicked by Yale!
3.
Kick-Ass Ballers
They
are aching for a chance
to play DCD so they can
redeem themselves.
(KOREAN)
Them the chance which
divides DCD hazard it is
sick, so it seeks back.
4.
Thick Femur
Every
other week, they play
like they could beat
anyone in the world.
(JAPANESE)
Every other week, as for
those in order to be
able strike with for
anyone of the world, you
play.
5.
DC
Detention
Dynamike reluctantly
returned Porkchop's Mom
to its proper owners.
(ITALIAN)
Dynamike has given back
reluctant the Mom of the
Porkchop to the relative
owners adapts to you to
you.
6.
Yet To Be Determined
A
two-game losing streak
meant that they needed
to avenge themselves
playing flip-cup.
(PORTUGUESE)
A
losing ray of two games
meant that they had
needed avenge such that
they play cup of the
wing.
7.
Your Mom's Team
After
last week's game, Marc
is now the most anti-frisbee
man we have ever met.
(JAPANESE)
Now after the game of
the last week, it
squeezes the refuse of
the person most counter
which is met in us.
8.
AA-Team
Elissa was threatening
softball players when
one of their balls hit
her bike. (ARABIC)
Elissa threatens the
ball when players hit
her bicycle's balls.
9.
Seconds from Disaster
Hey,
where can I get a funky
disco wig like that?
(KOREAN)
The hollo, I that get
the disco wig which
withdraws together from
where?
10.
Team Lush
Do
they clean out that
inflatable pig before
they drink from its
butt? (CHINESE)
Not remove, from the
buttocks to pig
carbonated beverages?
11.
Bad News Barristers
So
are they all law clerks,
paralegals, or just
groupies? (KOREAN)
To be like this, are
them all law clerk,
paralegals, or the
female pan of the rock
group which is
legitimate?
12.
Afternoon Delight
It's
hard to look tough when
wearing lime green, but
somehow they pull it
off. (ARABIC)
And to consider very
seriously when he wears
lime green, what of the
building.
13.
Recess
Appointments
They
got their first win last
week! Congratulations to
them. (KOREAN)
Them the last week their
first victories it gets!
Where it congratulates
in them.
14.
Here for the Beer
Lauren threatened to
never help TWTWTW again
after last week's
comments. (JAPANESE)
Lauren did not threaten
the fact that never
TWTWTW is helped for the
second time after the
comment of the last
week.
15.
Red Rovers
It's
a shame, they seem to
find a new way to lose
every week. But they're
having fun. (ARABIC)
Shame that, and it seems
they find a new way to
lose every week. But
they're comfort.
16.
Got Balls
Unfortunately, their
practice session led to
the same results on the
field. (KOREAN)
Unfortunately, their
practice sessions led
with the result which is
identical in the field:
they put out.
