Now that the
world famous
mid-season party
has been and
gone, we are
hearing reports
back from our
scouts about
what a good time
many of our
people had. Some
of the stories
are good. Damn
good. So this
week's PP is a
quiz for you
all: Which of
the following
statements are
true, and which
ones are false?
Give it a try.
The first person
to email jp@ctam.com
with the correct
answers wins a
FREE
PITCHER OF BEER.
Go for it!
Many props to
mid-season scout
BETH
OLKOWSKI
for much of
these great bits
of dirt.
1.
Big Kids
-- Lady
player seen at
the bar seen
massaging blue
phallus-shaped
straw. Claimed
she was trying
to rid it of a
kidney stone.
2.
Lunchbox KC
-- Male player
observed
pinching several
partygoers'
behinds. Got
into a heated
discussion with
the girlfriend
of one of them.
3.
Thick
Femur
-- Female player
observed passing
out in lounge
area of the bar,
and needed to be
rescued by
Carlton, of all
people.
4.
Kick-Ass Ballers
-- Female player
seen standing
outside in the
rain, having
discussion over
the availability
of a flip-cup
table, unaware
her white top
was becoming
translucent.
5.
Your Mom's Team --
Drunken romance
in the ladies
room was broken
up by the sounds
of retching in
one of the
stalls.
6.
Team Lush
--
Became
near-despondent
when it was
discovered that
their inflatable
pig might be
leaking. From
its nipples.
7.
Yet To Be
Determined
-- Added
to its "most
mysterious team
in the division"
reputation by
not showing up.
8.
DC
Detention
--
Explained the
absence of
several key
players by
saying that they
were attending
the wedding of a
former teammate
who we ALL know
is not the
marrying kind.
9.
Seconds from
Disaster --
Not as easy to
recognize due to
the absence of
afro wigs and
'80s sunglasses.
10.
AA-Team
--
Attempted to
bring guests to
the party and
use player names
to get the
discount. Had a
difficult time
explaining to
the doorman why
their IDs didn't
match the name
they gave.
11.
Bad News
Barristers
--
Roundly booed in
the side bar for
taking over the
jukebox and
playing too many
Nine Inch Nails
songs.
12.
Here for the
Beer
-- Recited lines
from "Point
Break" with
several Big
Kids, much to
the
consternation of
the president of
the league.
13.
Afternoon
Delight
--
Dance-off in
front bar
resulted in
spilled beer and
many more
bruised egos.
14.
Red
Rovers
-- Lady
player insists
that, though she
got sick, she
wasn't THAT one
who got sick.
She has a
reputation to
protect.
15.
Recess
Appointments --
Had a sudden
shocking
realization that
one of their
players bears a
striking
resemblance to
Taylor Hicks.
16.
Got Balls --
Captain seen in
AC Milan jersey.
Captain also
seen passed out
in taxi cab.
Flipping out
at the
Mid-Season Bash.
Etc.
